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Funny stuff
http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/
Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.
2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.
3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.
4. Viruses don't have major bugs.
5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.
6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
7. Viruses aren't on every computer.
8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...
9. Viruses install themselves !
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=649
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&id=783
http://www.computer-jokes.net/pictures/ctrlaltdel.jpg
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&id=748
http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes7.html
Couldn't posibly forget this. . .
http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
http://www.scribd.com/doc/15300818/Complete-BOFH-Letter
Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.
2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.
3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.
4. Viruses don't have major bugs.
5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.
6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
7. Viruses aren't on every computer.
8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...
9. Viruses install themselves !
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=649
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&id=783
http://www.computer-jokes.net/pictures/ctrlaltdel.jpg
http://www.computer-jokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&id=748
http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes7.html
Couldn't posibly forget this. . .
http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
http://www.scribd.com/doc/15300818/Complete-BOFH-Letter
Paul- Pickaxe
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Re: Funny stuff
funny stuff but totally saw the windows money joke ending coming.
Admin- Pirate King
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eh. . .
btw: I can submit our forum to google as if it were my site to gain access to the webmaster tools from google pertaining to google ranking and etc.
btw: I can submit our forum to google as if it were my site to gain access to the webmaster tools from google pertaining to google ranking and etc.
Paul- Pickaxe
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