You all NEED to write this one

My cousin sent me this in an email. It is really funny. Try it out!


Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama


What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to..
Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

"I kicked my dog Riding a Motorcycle because that how I roll."

I kicked my science teacher under your bed because I'm cool like that.

ITT: People give out info that can be used for Doxing.

Yeah, I now know that Allen was born January 11th 1994 and was wearing a white shirt yesturday

May I point out that you already have all this stuff on your profiles...

Our shirt colors are on our profile page? And anyway, some people (like me) lie on their profile page.

Yes that's a good point but if this were a forum where I didn't trust anyone (like Hackforums) there's no way I'd post things such as that on my profile but I find that people will still fill these out wherever they are.

That's exactly what I'm trying to say.

So you don't trust us? . . .


I don't either.

No, I'm saying that you can find a lot about people from these because they don't realize about the questions. I do trust you people, that's wy I answered it and didn't lie about my profile.

It's funny how easily and in how many ways the average human can be tricked.

Quite true, especially if the one doing the tricking is a girl... I'm just sayin

would that be you suggesting the kind of trickery I think you're suggesting?

No I assure you my intentions are 100% honorable. You have my word on it.

(I'm just making sure your profile dates are correct so when it's really your b-day I can give you a hug.)

Suuuure That kind of trickery is pretty effective though.

I swear. Hugging purposes ONLY.

What would I do with your birthdays anyway? (that would provide me even the slightest entertainment)

But as far as getting what I want goes, I could get your social security number out of you if I wanted to (girl power).

Resetting account passwords?

Social Engineering WOOT!?

Allen I told you to stop taking pics of my car!

Also Maybe we should get Damians story on here about how he got the free 360.

lol